Nickelback gives my life meaning. MLIN
Rejected by Jerry Sandusky. MLIN
Didn’t think I needed a jock strap for playing tee-ball. I was wrong. Still ejaculating blood. MLIN
Just spotted my girlfriend at the drug store buying a pregnancy test, a wire coat hanger, and one popsicle stick. I’m still slightly confused. MLIN
My roommate shaved off half of my pube beard while I was asleep. MLIN.
Passed out invites at Princeton High School for our next rager. No one came. MLIQuad.
Just walked in on my gf getting off to Justin Beiber. She told me she wished I could be as manly as him. MLIN
Chipped a tooth on my boyfriend’s Prince Albert. MLIN.